Shit Happens in various World Religious
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„Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, „Shit happens.“
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Shintoism: Sushi happens
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mithraism: Bull shit happens.
Catholicism: You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
Orthodox: St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens, but as long as you’re sorry, it’s OK.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.“