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Shit Happens in various World Religious

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„Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says, „Shit happens.“

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Shintoism: Sushi happens

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.


Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Mithraism: Bull shit happens.

Catholicism: You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.

Orthodox: St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.


Protestantism: Shit happens, but as long as you’re sorry, it’s OK.

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.“……

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